Dr. Marcus Smith

Classes

Assignments, syllabi, and class notifications can be accessed by following the links below. If you are a student in one of my classes, you should check the course web site at least once a week to be sure that you have not missed an important announcement (a new due date, for instance).

About my family

Dr. Smith received his degree in Frosmotology from Badmouth College of the Ozarks in 2008. He has been practicing since early 2009 and still can't get it right. His staff consists of himself, his pet bullfrog, and a can of leeches set aside for periodic use. He is an occasional contributor to the Abalastow Compendium.

What is Frosmotology?

Like other invented sciences, Frosmotology is a state of being rather than a physical science. It is one of the most recent advances in quantum medicine and involves using cyber technology to address chronic problems of the psyche, back, and little toe. Frosmotology should not be taken seriously unless prescribed by your physician and your significant others.

Space-Age Technology

Frosmotology is definitely ahead of its time. Dr. Smith practices only the latest research advances in cyberethics and foosball strategy. Our equipment is top-notch and infinitely recursive.

Artificial Intelligence

Frosmotology has been shown to reduce the impact of learning, intelligence, life expectancy, and many other harmful symptoms.

Research

Current research projects

• A state of the art system for reducing gangliar pain in primates
• Subterranean exploration of the upper jugular
• Dire Consequences of Kite Fighting

Publications

Here are some of my research publications. They can give you a good idea of which topics I have been working on recently:

Contact Information

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